abortion: the politicians say "it's all about women's rights"

dear women,

we thought we would write you this letter to inform you of your rights, considering that's what abortion is all about. we find it necessary for you to know that we really are concerned about you, the woman, and not like those "pro life" radicals that only care about the fetus inside of you. so, in this letter, we are going to show you that your rights as a woman are, indeed, the most important thing.

it is YOUR RIGHT to let us use you to boost the economy. with 1.37million abortions a year in the U.S. alone, and with the price of abortions starting at $300 a piece, your abortions are helping us keep the economy alive. forget gas prices, abortions are where the money is at.

it is YOUR RIGHT to be misinformed about the procedure of an abortion. we know that you wouldn't be able to go through with something that horrific if you knew the facts, so we figured it would be best if in your fragile state, we tell you the facts that make it easier to have an abortion, and not the facts that could change your mind.

it is YOUR RIGHT to open up the door to infertility. 25% of women who have abortions remain permanently childless. although it's an inconvenience for us that you have to end up childless and can't give us more business, we understand that we can't get everyone to have a second abortion.

it is YOUR RIGHT to neglect women who can't have children. those women could adopt your baby, but hey, they're not paying for the hospital bills, now are they?

it is YOUR RIGHT to regret the abortion for the rest of your life. even though we don't tell you that will happen when you're in our clinics (you might not go through with it if we tell you then), we guarantee that you won't be able to drive by a billboard about abortion, or hear an ad campaign about an abortion, or see a newborn baby without feeling a twinge of regret in your heart.

it is YOUR RIGHT to have an abortion out of inconvenience. 64% of women that have abortions are unmarried, so we understand that you're just afraid you'll end up on welfare. we know it's hard for you out there, and it's definitely not hard for the women who have toddlers who get left by their husbands. and we know that you'll bring us more business. 47% of you will come back to us again.

it is YOUR RIGHT to take on post abortion syndrome. you haven't heard about that? oh yeah, we couldn't tell you at first cause of your "delicate frame of mind". post abortion syndrome is a stress disorder caused from the shame and regret of having an abortion. women have been known to need medication, sink into deep depression, and even in a few cases, commit suicide.

mostly, though, it's YOUR RIGHT to be uninformed about all this.
thanks, women, for taking the time to read this letter and understand YOUR RIGHTS as a woman. we hope you see that your best interest is at heart. having a baby is so inconveniencing, even though it's supposed to be the biggest gift a woman can recieve. those women that have the gall to have the child anyway, especially the ones that were raped (cause only 1% of women having abortions were raped and became pregnant), are just trying to be heroic. "the womb should be the safest place on earth"...after the first trimester.

sincerely,
the pro choice politicians

-sounds like those politicians sure know what you need.-